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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for
the feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into
The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
Oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
Horrifying news,my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE

2006-11-21 06:24:50 · 5 answers · asked by party_pam 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

That's so sick it's past funny!
Best one my family pulled was to distract the cook and replace the turkey with a chicken, when the cook went to bast she saw the "shrunken" turkey and started to worry, then we distracted her again and replaced the "turkey" with a game hen.
The cook flipped. She was convinced that the turkey had shrunk.

2006-11-21 06:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0 0

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........Bless so sweet!!! I once performed a prank on someone and they cried there eyes out because of it and were given truly disenchanted!! Me and my colleagues did not experience so reliable after that!! ( i'm a practice dinner or perhaps as i ended my shift yet another female took over.. me and between the bar maids placed a snail on some salad that she despatched out and despatched it decrease back to the kitchen!!lol) x

2016-11-29 08:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That's crazy

2006-11-21 06:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by SEXY_LADY 2 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-21 06:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0 0

I just got this on my e-mail this morning...

2006-11-21 06:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0 0

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