What is the funniest chat up line a guy has ever used on you as his opening line? Guys you can give me what you thought was your best opening line
2006-11-21 05:59:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o god are yoy ready for this one this guy ahad just a little alcohol in his system ...... " im not fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock..." LAME!!! hahaha
2006-11-21 06:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by xxLOVExCHANELxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest one I heard was a friend of mine stood at the bar in a night club.After being asked where she originally came from, she went all the way through grandparents , the whole lot, and when she admitted to having a little bit of irish in her!! she was asked did she want a little bit more!!!!
2006-11-21 06:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by anne1000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best ever was a small dive bar in San Diego...I was sitting one stool away from the hottest girl EVER....I wrote on a napkin, and handed it to the bartender (who rolled her eyes) and she handed it to her . she opened it and it said, "Would you tell me you name? check yes or no." with the boxes for yes or no at the bottom. Let's just say I totally got laid that night.... she must have liked my tattoos, cool Merc. and the spiked hair with sideburns
2006-11-21 06:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best ever was a small dive bar in San Diego...I was sitting one stool away from the hottest guy EVER....He was writing on a napkin, he handed it to the bartender (who rolled her eyes) and she handed it to me. I opened it and it said, "Would you tell me you name? check yes or no." with the boxes for yes or no at the bottom. Let's just say he totally got laid that night....the tattoos, cool Merc. and the spiked hair with sideburns helped, too. :)
2006-11-21 06:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend once described his mates girlfriend as having "fallen out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way day"
2006-11-21 06:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mandy T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once stood at a bar looking at this girl
so with my index finger i kept making the signal to come here
when she came over i said to her
if i can make you come so easily with just one finger think what i can do with the rest of my body
she laughed brought me drink and the rest is history
2006-11-21 06:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee? ( yes someone really said it to me at a party) cause your the only 10 i see
2006-11-21 06:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you fancy a Sunday roast at my Mums?
2006-11-21 06:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Josephine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya dont sweat much for a big girl!
2006-11-21 06:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Aaron B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey baby, where have I been all my life?"
He was drunk and messed up the line. Sadly, my reply was "No where" and I walked away.
2006-11-21 06:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋