2006-11-21 05:30:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Once upon a time, there was this funny-walking penguin who thought she was God. Someone saw this penguin and thought, hmmmm, this penguin is alone and walks goofy, she needs a friend, so they believed in you, and took you home with them.
Then, one day you were sad and inconsolable, for you did walk funny, and your friend tried to cheer you up. Then, your friend bent down and kissed you, and poof, you were a Goddess, sent to see who would help the poor and afflicted.....
2006-11-21 07:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by Cogito Sum 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We'd all march a funny little penguin march and probably, when we die, go to a funny little penguin heaven that's just cold enough to give us a funny little penguin smile. (sounds better than a lot of religions)(How does RedRose know what a god image should be, Has she seen a god?)
2006-11-21 05:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by diablo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I might be inclined to overlook some of the more obvious screw-ups in the world. I mean, how much can you really expect from a penguin?
2006-11-21 05:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then I would work up a varmint handload for the next penguin season.
2006-11-21 05:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But a funny-walking penguin ISN'T the one true God and savior.
A flying spaghetti monster is.
2006-11-21 05:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would respect the Penguin, but still uphold my loyalty to the great FSM.
2006-11-21 05:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by Who's Barry Badarnath? 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact they have short legs and the reason at the back of short legs is they are able to maintain in heat temperature extra effectively and it enables them no longer slip over on the ice because of the fact it skill there centre of mass is decrease.
2016-11-25 23:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honk Honk!!
Praise the Lord, Our Penguin is the Savior!
I knew you were the Lord, I just knew it ;)
2006-11-21 05:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Whatever 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would do the penguin dance !!
2006-11-21 05:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i would have to stop swiming away from you and just let you eat me i guess :)
Hey if that will get me into that great big fish bowl in the sky i'll have to be lunch.
2006-11-21 05:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋