walking down the road and havn't eaten for three days. One says watch this I'll show you how to get a meal, he picks up a piece of horse s**t and takes it to a big posh house. He knocks on the door and a smart looking woman says what do you want. He says I havn't eaten for 3 days can i have some salt to put on this. He shows her the piece of s**t and she says oh my word you cant eat that and takes him inside for a feast. He tells his mate after, at the next house you do the same. The second one does the same thing and when the door is opened he says the same thing. The house owner says you can't eat that go round to the stable and get a warm piece !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 04:47:00 · 17 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is it supposed to be funny?
2006-11-21 04:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by New guy in town 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck!!!
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
2006-11-24 01:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm. Lovely
2006-11-21 04:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! Every one is not kind hearted like the first lady ! Funny but pathetic too !!! Can such persons exist in real life , I wonder !!!
2006-11-21 05:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 Ta!
2006-11-21 05:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfgg thats hilarious
im cool with the kizzy must be love lol
hows you today ?
2006-11-21 05:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polly wants a cracker!!!
2006-11-21 04:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second person wass tight anyway good joke
2006-11-21 04:54:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck lol
2006-11-21 04:52:24 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle!
2006-11-21 04:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋