The Bear and the Rabbit
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A bear was chasing a rabbit around the woods, when the rabbit came across a magic frog. He said that if they stopped fighting he'd grant them 3 wishes each "Bear, you go first" the frog said. So the bear wished that all the bears in the wood except him were female. The rabbit then asked for a motorbike." poof, two wishes left." " duh, " thought the bear, "rabbit could have just asked for money and then he could have bought his own motorbike" So bear then wished that all the bears except him in the next wood were female too. The rabbit then asked for a motorcycle helmet, put it on and kickstarted the engine. The bear was shocked at how thick the rabbit was being, he could have asked for more money and bought his own
" Rabbit, your last wish" the frog said. The rabbit said: "I wish the bear was gay", and drove off into the distance.
2006-11-21 04:43:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart and Clever Rabbit! Planned every thing well in advance within a short period of time and fled away after the last wish leaving the bear to his agony as there were no males left for him
to fulfill his wish as a gay !!! Ha Ha Ha ....Clever Joke 10 +/ 10 !!!!
2006-11-21 04:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this shaggy dog tale: a woman posts an advert in the newspaper that appears like this… “searching for guy with those skills: gained’t beat me up, or run remote from me, and is excellent in mattress.” She have been given somewhat some telephone calls replying to her advert yet one particularly stood out. After giving the guy her handle, he got here to her homestead. She beginning the door for him and the guy mentioned, “hi, I’m Bob. I have not have been given any hands so I gained’t beat you up and no legs so I gained’t run away.” So the girl says, “What makes you think of you're great in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-10-17 08:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very cute, but you missed the bear's third wish, was it all other bears in the world were female?
2006-11-21 04:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by SteveA8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks, where is the 3rd wish for the bear?
2006-11-21 05:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Bruce W. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO!! Not going to rate it. Giving this a 1 out of 10 isn't fair to the rating scale
2006-11-21 04:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah thats alright on a scale of 1-10 id give it a 6.
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2006-11-21 04:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by your wonderwall 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 8 OUT OF 10
2006-11-21 04:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by dreson k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what happened to the bears third wish
2006-11-21 05:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by davey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get this Joke in mail by amination .. I like that .. Give u 8/10 ..
2006-11-21 04:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a bad one, put a smile on my face. I rate it a 7.
2006-11-21 04:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by acehernandez2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋