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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?"

"Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

The man said, "Okay, but that's not so bad."

The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened then?"

"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

"Again?" said the man.

The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So, what did you do then?"

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm..." said the man.

"Some things you just can't explain," replied the farmer.

"So, what did you do?"

"Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain."

2006-11-21 03:58:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

ohohohohohho........so funny, I can't control my laugh.......thanks for the joke and the laugh, before going to bed.......Good night!

2006-11-21 04:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 1

That's what i call a great joke lmao and saving this one thumbs up

2006-11-21 12:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha......This was definitely some thing which he couldn't have explained to his wife !!! Very funny one !!! I liked it !!

2006-11-21 13:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

HA HA HA,
That's funny man, you deserve a medal for posting that!!!

2006-11-21 12:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0 0

I love it! Thumbs up for you!

2006-11-21 12:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0 0

heard it before but forgot about it. that one is absolutely classic.

2006-11-21 12:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0 0

Don't quit your day job.

2006-11-21 12:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 1

ohh my gosh;; thats freakin hillarious;; i'm soo gonna use that one!

2006-11-21 12:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

MOOOO MOOOO very funny

2006-11-21 12:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by merlin2000666 3 · 0 0

lol...wasnt expecting that one! lol

2006-11-21 12:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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