What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
What a man says, what he really means...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
2006-11-21 03:57:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You named that joke right is was hilarious. Loved it LMAO thumbs up man
2006-11-21 04:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yeah I've got this e-mail, and I can tell you as a woman that, for me, 70% of this is right.
2006-11-21 12:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by MissLeo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A paddle of repuke could be amusing.every time the mouth opens.show it to her.:-P
2014-11-05 20:18:02 · answer #3 · answered by paul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All these jokes segregating men and women are getting too reetitive and annoying, say something else!!!
2006-11-21 12:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by HardCore 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It took too long to read.
2006-11-21 12:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true
ha ha
2006-11-21 12:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but they are oh-so true.
2006-11-21 12:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by tn5421 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, its all true!!
2006-11-21 12:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋