daisy daisy give me your **** to chew
im half crazy your balls are turning blue
i cant afford a marriage i cant afford a carriage
but you look sweet apon a seat with me on top of you
2006-11-21 03:01:45 · 17 answers · asked by pebbles26981 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is an old thing we we used to sing at school back in the day man hehe, sorry just wanted to share it with you all
2006-11-21 03:30:55 · update #1
LOL...its been a long time since i heard that
2006-11-21 03:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Daisy Duck
2016-05-22 07:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do…
I am half crazy all for the love of you.
I can’t afford a carriage for a highbrow marriage,
But you will look sweet upon a seat of a bicycle built for two!
Michael, Michael, this is my answer to you…
Honey, if you can’t afford a carriage
Then F#ck this miserable marriage
Let me tell you what else you could do…
I have a great big dog give him your c#ck to chew
And I‘ll go crazy watching your balls turning blue.
But I’ll be hanged before I am banged on a bicycle built for two
Screw you!
2006-11-21 06:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Daisey Daisey,
Give me ur **** to chew
I'm half crazy all for the love of u.
I can't afford a johny but a carrier bag will do
oh you'll look sweet upon my seat of a bicycle made for two.
2006-11-21 03:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by kimble 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, weird, we used to say it like this
daisy daisy give me the answer do,
im so crazy balls are turning blue,
i cant afford a condom a plastic bag will do,
cos youll look sweet under a sheet with me on top of you
2006-11-21 04:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little Lamb
full of joy and frolics
She tossed her lamb up in the air,
And caught it by it's b######s
Mary had a little pig,
she couldn't stop it Grunting
She asked her dad what she should do?
he said"Kick it's f#cking c##t in
2006-11-21 04:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Now here's one for U: Two squirrels in a forest: one of them was sleeping with its head on a nut(Squirrel2), the other one(Squirrel2), awake, was having sex with the same nut... Suddenly the sleeping one wakes up:
Squirrel1: What are U doing?!?! Are U F*CKIN' CRAZY?!
Squirrel2: No, I'M F*CKIN' NUTS!!!
Got it?!
2006-11-21 03:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by red 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry - some of the others on here are better.
2006-11-21 14:50:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next!!
2006-11-21 03:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one i loved it. its a great joke. hope there is no one named daisy over here.lol.
2006-11-21 03:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋