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and i figured its only a matter of time.....til it kicks in on the chin and maybe the sides. i mean we're talkin a full thick beard here. i can't be walkin around explainin that to people. i know it says for rich o for poor, beter or worse, etc....but i can't be married to a woman with a frickin beard. i can't even grow a beard like that. how do i tell her i want a divorce??

2006-11-21 02:47:28 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Why do guys freak out over hair? Our ancestors were covered in it. She may have a hormone problem and needs to go to the doctor to get it checked out. You should tell her how you're perfectly able to end a possibly great relationship over some hair.....she'll probably dump you.

2006-11-21 02:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by E B 5 · 2 0

If you're going to divorce your wife because she's getting some peach fuzz you're a grade A moron. Besides, it's not going to turn into a beard. Just tell her to get a wax or shave it, POLITELY. If you want a divorce for a LEGITIMATE reason, politely break the news to her. She's going to want some answers so you better have a good one and a good reason behind it too.

2016-05-22 06:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are SO wrong.

You want to divorce your wife because of a little peach fuzz?? How do you know it hasn't always been there and you've only just noticed?!?

If it bothers you that much, ask her if she'll consider waxing it.

If she wont wax it (and I wouldn't blame her) take comfort in the fact that on women, peach fuzz rarely ever turns into a beard....ya jerk.

2006-11-21 02:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Miz D 4 · 2 0

I hope you would not be so unkind to your wife. She is someone you love, remember?

It is normal for a woman to have a bit of a mustache and/or facial hair, especially after having a baby. Hormonal changes affect a woman's body. There are many options of the market for hair removal these days. She can wax, bleach or go to a salon and have the hair removed.

2006-11-21 02:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by mar 4 · 1 0

lol..u don't need to get a divorce...just tell her to go to a nail salon and get her upper lip, chin, etc waxed..it's great..I get my eyebrows waxed every 3 or so weeks so I look feminine...please..don't be afraid to talk to your wife. U married her, didn't you? And I kinda see what u mean, even though I am a woman. I don't understand why women walk around with hair on their upper lip and chin. Do they think that other people don't see it?

2006-11-21 02:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by CustomBentley 2 · 1 0

Justin, tell her to start waxing it. Haha, that's what old people do! Also tell her to look at your eyebrows and your ears cause men are the worst about growing longer, thicker facial hair. Yuck.
And the way you ask for a divorce is say I want a divorce or if your a chicken ****, move out and have her papers served when you ain't there. Harrumph. :)

2006-11-21 02:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by backroadhome 3 · 1 0

Buy her some hair remover. Trust me dude, the older you get the more likely your woman will have hair on her face. Don't leave her over hair.. Makes me think your vows don't mean too much to you. Buy her some Nair or give her some money to go get waxed and make sure she does it once a month and you will not even know its there.

2006-11-21 02:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 2 0

You sound very selfish, self absorbed and immature. Take her to a salon and get the hair waxed. That is no excuse for a divorce. Besides, have you looked in a full length mirror lately?

2006-11-21 02:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by nanny4hap 4 · 3 0

you're just joking right? you want to divorce your wife because of an imperfection that can easily be fixed... wow that's the lowest.

Instead of divorcing her, tell her nicely that you've noticed that she's starting to grow a little something... and maybe she'll do something about it! She probably doesn't because you don't say anything.

2006-11-21 02:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Denise 2 · 1 0

Question is, how should she go about divorcing you? Are you seriously that freaking shallow? If it bothers you that much then try talking to her about it and be gentle, dont you think she's noticed as well. These things can be fixed by bleaching, waxing, even shaving. But if she's smart she'll realize that your not worth it and she'll move on to someone who deserves her.

2006-11-21 02:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by Danelle 5 · 1 0

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