Bob goes into a pet shop to buy his wife a X-mas gift. He asks the owner if he has anything "special". The owner says "Well, yes we just got a parrot in this morning. He is friendly, smart, has a huge vocab & he sings X-mas songs!" The owner went into the back and brought out a handsome lookin parrot. Bob said "Hey there little fella" the parrot replied "hello sir. My name is Chet." Bob was quite impressed and bought the parrot. He took it home to his wife. She immediately fell in love with the bird. He said "Honey it even sings X-mas songs. The owner showed me the trick!" He got a lighter and held the flame under the parrots left foot, close enough for the bird to feel the heat but not to burn him. The parrot began to sing Jingle Bells. The wife was very pleased. "Watch this" He put the flame under his right foot and it sang Silent Night. "Wow" the wife exclaimed.."But what if u hold the flame in the middle?" They did and the bird sqwaked out "Chetsnuts roasting on an open fire"
2006-11-21 02:27:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thumbs up if you like it!!
2006-11-21 02:27:45 · update #1
Jiggy....read it again it does say Chetsnuts! lol
2006-11-21 02:49:38 · update #2
definate thunbs up from me.
I really enjoyed that one. It made me laugh as i am having a really really bad day at work!!!!!!
(I needed that)
2006-11-21 02:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Laurie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humorous yet why do you ought to use a damn lighter of all issues? I heavily isn't shocked in case you get each and all the animal fans yelling at you for this one. good shaggy dog tale nonetheless, undesirable way of becoming the chook sing. i ask your self what you will possibly sing if I held a flame below your a**
2016-10-17 08:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st class yes a big thumbs up from me
2006-11-21 02:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing enough to write!!!! LOL
Two thumbs way up!!!
2006-11-21 02:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by MAS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a verry funny joke awsome
2006-11-21 02:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by anthony doorknob 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow... big thumbs up.... that was really good... i am going to have to remember this one to tell people...
2006-11-21 03:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Victoria 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up!!
2006-11-21 02:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-21 02:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is great. definite thumbs up.
2006-11-21 02:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i didnt read it too long but am still alughing anyways hahaha.
2006-11-21 02:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋