a. You are getting an organ transplant... from a hippopotamus!
b. The physician performing the surgery is supported by the American's with Disabilities Act... because he has no hands and performs with his feet!
c. The anasteiologist asks you to count backwards from ten as you fall asleep and advises you 'Not to fear the reaper'.
d. A common side effect is that your body rejects your original sexual orientation.
e. You must publicly thank Jerry Lewis for making you one of his 'Special People' on his next telethon.
2006-11-21 02:19:47 · 14 answers · asked by judgemartiniz 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
first of all learn how to spell anastHeSiologist (don't diss an amazing profession, fiance is one so not that im bias or anything)
secondly i would chose D that SUCKS!
2006-11-21 02:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by CityChic919 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would start by showing your mom some info on the internet, put up by drs and kill shelters. Show her benefits on why its good to do it. Maybe it coming from a good source will make her listen to you. I am wondering why she thinks its so bad? Some animals are VERY hard to live with if you don't get them fixed and some can die! Some can get cancer and if you are not careful they will breed and if no one got there pets fixed this world would be even more populated with dogs in shelters waiting to die. Some people are hard to convince, but its worth a shot! Good luck!
2016-05-22 06:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is wack
But I would have to go with choice "D" at least all the other choices will somehow make you better in the end of it all
2006-11-21 02:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by ronnell1972 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b. U could end up dead bcuz up some ruptured artery. I would choose to live even if it means i'll be a woman with manly parts. LOL
2006-11-21 02:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by brambram87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are transplanted with whatever may be lying around the ER
2006-11-21 02:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im gonna go with a, because answer b is just cool as **** i wish i could write with my feet and jazz...c is a bit scary but doctors try to scare you i guess....im bi so d wouldnt phase me, and im not sure who jerry lewis is..
2006-11-21 02:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D would be worse. especially if it made you attracted to hippopotamus.
Kathy
2006-11-21 02:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by c2god2 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
d
2006-11-21 02:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
SOMEONE is REALLY REALLY bored at the moment, yes???
2006-11-21 02:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
D is the worst!!!
2006-11-21 02:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Blondie♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋