The following morning the bride got up very early to help her mom with preparing breakfast. As breakfast was prepared and the whole family was seated around the kitchen table the bride noticed that her husband was missing. Embarrassed, the bride got up to fetch her husband but the bride's dad insisted that he would go instead. He personally wanted a private moment with his new son-in-law.
Still daydreaming in bed, the husband held foot steps in the hallway and thought that it was his new wife returning. In Asian culture most newlyweds don't have sex until after the wedding. So, still sexually aroused from last night’s great sex with his wife he erected his "penis" and arched his back in bed to welcome his wife into bed as the father-in-law open the door into the bedroom.
2006-11-21 02:12:00 · 13 answers · asked by Taco 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey! this joke was in the Japanese history book!
Japanese = people who make your cars.
2006-11-21 02:17:53 · update #1
The Reason Japan is kicking our as-ses = stupid Americans who think this joke wasn't completed.
2006-11-21 02:23:11 · update #2
Okay, embarrassing, but not necessarily funny.
2006-11-21 02:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
complete the story
2006-11-21 02:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by virgodoll 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the main area they consume no dairy. they do no longer consume snack ingredients as all of us recognize it. whilst i became in China in 1993 I observed them consume tiny candied apples on a stick and popcorn and candy potatoes roasted in the streets. they do no longer consume super products of meat, in basic terms skinny slivers stir fried. They consume in general rice with condiments of meat fish and veg on correct. They drink somewhat a lot of tea. and that they spend many of the waking day outdoors doing each and every thing outdoors. whilst i became there, there have been no autos, purely bicycles. and, ultimately, the grandparents improve the youngsters jointly as the mothers and fathers artwork. This retains their minds and bodies energetic.
2016-10-17 08:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Americans? I'm sorry but who's vastly superior to you? j/k, why you gotta hate so hard?
2006-11-21 02:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by aeseeke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, embarrassing, but not necessarily funny.
2006-11-21 02:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Taco i liked it so thumbs up LMAO
2006-11-21 02:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, where's the punchline?
2006-11-21 02:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by Debby_in_PA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-11-21 02:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy harr
2006-11-21 02:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that meant to be funny,try again!
2006-11-21 02:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋