your mammas so fat cuz she eats too much!
your mummas so fat cuz she eats donuts
your mummas so fat she waks like a bear
your moms so fat i saw her at the circus eating the donkey food
your moms so fat when she gos for a number2 at the rest room she has to flush 2 times !
your mumma has lose every thing u own in her butt thats how fat she is! "hay mom wheres my game boy" its in her butt!
2006-11-21 02:04:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so fat, when she passes in front of the TV set, I miss three episodes
2006-11-21 02:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
Worst "Yo Momma" Jokes Ever.
Yo Momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Now that's funny.
2006-11-21 10:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by texascrazyhorse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's legs are so hairy that if you gave her a fur coat and a banana the zoo would come take her away.
Your momma's so fat that if she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Your momma's so fat that she can't wear a Knicks jacket 'cause helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
2006-11-21 11:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mumma so Dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.
Your mumma so Dumb she trys to cheat off the teacher test.
2006-11-21 10:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Kankurous 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ya mama's so ugly, the Homeland Defense done confined her as a weapon of mass destruction.
Ya mama's so ugly, the eggheads at Harvard figured her for a direct descendant of the legendary Hydra.
Ya mama's so ugly, the dictionary folks included her name.
Ya mama's so ugly, United Nations classified her as an endangered resource.
Ya mama's so ugly, she's kinda cute in a weird way.
Ya mama's so ugly, she got on the cover of True Horror magazine.
Ya mama's so ugly, the sun went and hid itself.
Ya mama's so ugly, the grass dry up 'neath 'er feet.
Ya mam's so ugly, glass melts when she walks by.
Ya mama's so ugly it made the Devil jealous.
Ya mama's so ugly, she's helped redefine the concept of ugly mama.
Wikipedia then had to list her as an entry all to herself.
Ya mama's so ugly, House of Blues sponsored a contest to find a song about her.
Ya mama's so ugly, God's thinking of issuing a recall.
Ya mama's so ugly, even the demons fear to tempt her.
Ya mama's so ugly, she's beautiful.
2006-11-21 10:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
not funny,i am sure u just made those up! how about yo mamma so fat that when i drove round her in the street i ran outta gas!
2006-11-21 10:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! mine is better:
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
yo momma so fat when she went in the ocean water the whales sang: "we are family"
yo momma so ugly that her "friend" that she me on the internet ran away when she saw that she was on-line!
you see.........mine are better! and i`m only 12 years old! you can do better than that!
2006-11-21 10:12:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are terrible jokes. you gotta have them like "yo mamma so fat when she steps on a dollar, she makes change." "yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light, he was telling her to move.
2006-11-21 10:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by mistert0312 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
your mommas so dumb the weather man said it was chillie outside so she ran outside with a bowl
2006-11-21 10:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by thatfatkid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading your so called jokes, I can only say: SH*T
2006-11-21 10:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋