No idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
for all those that cant seem to get a joke today
idea=eye deer
my 8yo nephew just told me that
2006-11-21 01:22:11 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some of you lot answering are either sooooo thick or so sad, just give a thought before putting crappy answers this was from a 8 year old
its clean, articulate, a great play on word from someone so young
and its funny too,
at the end of the day its a joke i you dont get it read it again if you dont have anything positve to write then dont bother to write,
UPTHERE i've read some of your other jokes and your a funny guy give your nephew a big treat he made some of us laugh
2006-11-21 01:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by max_headroom600 1 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Wouldn't an eye-deer have one eye?
I do like this one though. Give him a pat on the head, or smile, or something in the way of a reward.
2006-11-21 01:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I even have pay attention an extension of that truly... what do you call a deer with out eyes? No I-dea what do you call a deer with out eyes, and no legs? nevertheless, No I-dea what do you call a deer with out eyes, no legs, and no genitals? nevertheless, No F*cking I-dea
2016-12-29 07:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by belis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your nephew to keep them coming at least he's cheering some people up more than I can say for some who have answered you. Also well said max_headroom600 I agree with your answer.
2006-11-21 08:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke for an 8 year old.
2006-11-21 01:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by tdakpj 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fred
2006-11-21 02:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a bleeding deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no bloody idea
2006-11-21 02:40:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes its a bit interplanetary now as is;
What do you call a dog with no legs -- It doesn't matter what you call it. It still wont come to you.
2006-11-21 02:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud tell ur nephew that one.
haha or one he will like, what do you call a bra on the floor?? a boobie trap.
2006-11-21 01:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by Deano 06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God help me, I'm going to be telling people those jokes. Props to your nephew!
2006-11-21 01:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋