Cute little 5 year old daisy sees a group of burly workmen turn up next door to build a house.
She takes an interest and starts to talk to them.
The builders with hearts of gold adopt her as site mascot.
After a week they present her with a pink hard hat and gloves and even a wage packet of €5.
Goodness says mummy smiling, are you working there next week ?
Daisy replies : "I think so mummy, provided those bast**ds at Roadstone deliver the fuc**ng bricks !!
2006-11-21 00:37:28 · 13 answers · asked by specs appeal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha... round of applause from me. loved it...thanx
2006-11-21 00:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
Babysitting my 9 yr old grandson last night we were watching 'Dog Borstal'. He turned to me and said 'There was a lady on here the other week and her dog wouldn't stop shagging everything, so she bought him a huge teddy bear to shag and he wouldn't stop shagging it, so he went to Dog Borstal to stop him shagging everything!'
I just said 'Is that so?' and kept quiet!
Don't know where that came from - any suggestions?
2006-11-21 01:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're sooooo naughty.......... that made me snicker ( extra suitable than while my 5 twelve months old dropped her college bag and pronounced "rattling" the day gone by! : those darn builders around the corner...) M : 0
2016-11-25 22:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Daisy bricking it ?
2006-11-21 01:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-21 01:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. Thanks for that. Gave me a laugh on a very dark day.
2006-11-21 01:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless those builders!!!!LOL
2006-11-21 01:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think so, she not working there agian. Ha ha nice one........ thumps up for you
2006-11-21 02:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gr8...Keep it up
2006-11-21 00:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by samratmsil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not funny
2006-11-21 00:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋