John Howard (Australia Prime mister ) & Peter Costello (Australia Treasurer) was in a plane flying over Sydney.
Johnny boy says "I'm think I might throw this $100 bill out the window and make an Australian very happy!"
Old Pete advise him "No....you should throw five $20 bills out and make five Australian happy!"
The pliot of the plane turns and says "You both should throw each other out and make this whole country happy!"
2006-11-21 00:31:42 · 6 answers · asked by Chew my Fat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's another by request.... The Smart blonde
A hot blonde (that looks likeTori Spelling) was driving her BMW and stacked it into another dude. Dude gets out all pi55ed off but see this hot blonde (that looks like Tori Spelling). She tells him "This must be destiny! We were meant to smash to meet each other!" The bloke was all excited being seduced by this hottie. She says "We should celebrate with a drink." She goes to her car and cracks open a bottle of champagne and offers it to him. He skull half a bottle and offers it back to her but she refuses. He ask"Why won't you have some?" She smile and says "Cops are on their way!"
2006-11-21 00:48:14 · update #1
Hehehe that was piss funny mate, got anymore?
2006-11-21 00:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It skill no longer something for america of a. Australia's ratifying of the Kyoto Protocol will probable make optimum individuals of the voters of the Australia happy, and pulling out 550 troops will look sturdy for the Aussies, distinctive than that human beings will pass approximately their lives and not word any replace of their lives. I dont even think of of countless the human beings indoors the U. S. understand what the Kyoto Protocol is. the U. S. has extremely signed the Kyoto Protocol, they only havent ratified it for limitless motives, which isn't many times taking place for something of the international, yet makes sturdy experience for the human beings of the U. S..
2016-11-25 22:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha love it
2006-11-21 00:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by Aunty Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
i liked your jokes
2006-11-21 09:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sumtyms you wish all blondes would be like that!!!!LOL
2006-11-21 01:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
excellent!!
2006-11-21 00:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋