no tricks in this one, noone is called andy or anything like that. you need to write a grammatically correct sentence with the word and repeated consequatively as many times as possible!!
2006-11-20 23:55:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
6. The sign painter painting a pub sign for a pub called the Hand and Glove, and someone says that the gaps between Hand and and and and and glove are not the same.
You can make it more tortuous if the pub is called the Hand and Andalusia....
2006-11-20 23:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by winballpizard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a sentance is a direct quote and there is a gramatical error in the original statement then it is not gramatically incorrect to quote without correcting thge original spoken error.
For example, in the Simpsons Ralph Wiggum said "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" By quoting this I am not making a gramatical error. So if I directly quoted a stammerer I could get a chain of say a dozen "and"s and there would be no gramatical error. So if a character in a novel exclaims "You f f fool you will destroy us all an an an and and and and and and and and and you will die t t t t too!" then there would not be any gramatical problem, if you see what I mean.
2006-11-21 00:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Landlord of the new pub tells his wife: "I know what I'm going to call the pub now! Phone the sign-maker, get them to make 'Dog', 'And' and 'Duck' signs for over the door!"
The wife thinks its a strange name, but phones the sign-maker's secretary and asks for "signs to be made saying 'Dog', 'And', 'And' and 'Duck'. I know it's a strange name for a pub, it was my husband's idea".
So the secretary tells the signmaker to make the signs for the new pub, "'Dog', 'And', 'And', 'And' and 'Duck"! The sign-maker makes six words and sends them to the sign-fitter.
The sign-fitter scratches his head as he looks at the space over the door. "I don't think I can get all the words up there!" he tells the Landlord. "I could give it a go, but I'd leave no space between 'Dog' and 'And', and 'And' and 'And', and 'And' and 'And', and 'And' and 'And', and 'And' and Duck!"
2006-11-21 02:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by btomkins88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my head right now I am thinking, "And, and and and and and... and"
Please insert as many ands as I need to win. My sentence doesn't need to be true.
2006-11-21 00:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything kids say to santa!
And i want a toy car, and a bratz doll, and a baby doll, and a game, and a nintendo, and a ps3, and a barbie, and an aquadraw and a.......
2006-11-20 23:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't know! If you mean 'a sentence' then none.
2006-11-21 02:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
red AND yellow AND pink AND green, orange AND purple AND blue
2006-11-21 00:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Trillyp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no ands
2006-11-20 23:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2006-11-21 00:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by Turnip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋