I saw the television advert shown on channel 4, friday night and I’m worried my mother who’s terribly middle class and proper will most likely ask me about it at some point in the future… she’s very into “keeping up with the joneses” and unfortunately may feel she’s missing out on something, she loved ‘cillit bang’ and may develop a similar curiosity to this ‘new’ wonder product.
Is there a tactful way to explain its uses without causing offence?
2006-11-20 23:47:58 · 22 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tell her it's the updated form of spit.
2006-11-20 23:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think due to the fact she had you, she probably understands the concept of intimate play! I know it's not a nice thing to think about but our parents did have sex...at least once anyway!
2006-11-20 23:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by cnimuk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has she got internet access? I would guess that she has if she likes to keep up with the joneses.
If so, suggest that she looks up "play" lubricant on google.
2006-11-20 23:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Rich T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her it for when your boyfriend is banging your brains out (usually from behind) while grabbing your norks and howling like a wolf on heat.....then offer for her to borrow it
2006-11-21 00:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by firecrotchlindsay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her it's a product that makes the sexual experience less painful for those women who experience discomfort.
2006-11-20 23:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Point her to the durex play website.
2006-11-20 23:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her its for greasing up your bike chain or basting the turkey! If you want to tell her its true meaning, just tell her that people use it as part of their mating ritual. *wink* *wink*
2006-11-20 23:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just exslain to her that's its used by the younger generation for sexual use just make it seem like its a fad rather than an aid for the sexual appetite!!!!
2006-11-20 23:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Laura Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her it's for loving couples
2006-11-20 23:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never know, she might just ask you and put you to the test!
2006-11-20 23:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by red devil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ..... just buy her some for christmas and tell her to read the bottle ... Oh and tell her it goes well with cheap and tacky sex toys ..... yeah see i did read your questions ;)
Good question... tho try explaining it to your kids when they find it in your bottom draw !!!!
2006-11-20 23:54:08 · answer #11 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋