Do you know Russian language? I need your help!?

Question

Translate theese phrases into English please :
Пожалуйста, переведите это:

1. В Африке не бывает дождей.
2. Если бы не интернет, твой блог читали бы только твои родители.
3. Он не ест мясо. Он вообще ничего не ест.
4. От прогулок по интернету не устают ноги. Скорее задница.
5. Ким Чен Ир взрывает свои ядерные бомбы далеко от Америки.
6. Здесь не штрафуют за превышение скорости.
7. Приятный запах. Неприятный запах. Вызывать аллергию.

Большое всем спасибо! (это переводить не надо)

Thanks!
Mother Russia will not forget you!!! :)))))

Answer 1

The first answer is basically correct but the English is not very good. I think these sound more like natural English.

1. It doesn't rain in Africa (бывает doesn't need to be translated directly)
2. If you didn't have the Internet, your blog would only be read by your parents.
3. He doesn't eat meat. On the whole, he doesn't eat anything.
4. Your legs/feet don't get tired by walking?? on the Internet. It's more your bum/bottom/a*s.
5. Kim Jong Il detonates his nuclear bombs far from America.
6. They don't fine you for exceeding the speed limit (speeding) here.
7. Pleasant smell. Unpleasant smell. To cause allergies. (not clear on the meaning of this one).

Я люблю Россию!

Answer 2

Here's my translation
1. in Africa it does not occur rains.
2. If you didn't have the Internet, your blog would only be read by your parents.
3. He doesn't eat meat, he doesn't eat anything.
4. Your feet don't get tired by walking?? on the Internet. It's more your bottom.
5. Kim Jong Il it explodes its nuclear bombs far from America.
6. They don't fine you for exceeding the speed limit here.
7. pleasant smell. Unpleasant smell. To cause allergy. By all thanks! (this transferred must not be)

hope this helps