I Need Jokes Like: 'Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other" How Do You Drive This Thing?"
2006-11-20 22:25:57 · 7 answers · asked by Charlie D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-11-21 03:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Fish In A Tank, One Says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
2006-11-20 22:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey friend I have a one funny joke 4 u.....
what would you do if you are asked to if you are asked to make 2pages of a blank page. of course u will tear it.....BUT... what will a Indian sardar do if he is asked to make 2pages of a blank page.
Guess....
He will go a make a photo copy of it.
2006-11-20 22:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by mausamifrench 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a cut joke ^ but i am sorry, i dont have the gift to think of any good jokes
2006-11-20 22:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason your joke struck me as being funny, thx for the laugh
2006-11-20 22:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love letter from a mathematician:
2006-11-20 22:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by XXX 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee good one haa haa
2006-11-20 22:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋