The Bossy Wife...
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.
His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
2006-11-20 22:20:48 · 8 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's funny!!! really!!! very hilarious!!! good joke!!!
2006-11-20 22:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this one's really funny! It's kind of insulting for the old man though; it's both funny and sad.
2006-11-21 06:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman, asserting herself at any cost to cover up for her insecurities....
2006-11-21 06:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by AngryAmerican82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very funny!!
2006-11-21 06:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by blackjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, its sad but a bit funny.
2006-11-21 06:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Too close to home...
2006-11-21 06:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by thrag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was quite funnt, they are for HIS funeral
2006-11-21 06:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha har
2006-11-21 06:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋