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Cuffed To The Bed...

If Your Wondering... Its When Ya Go To Fart But Shyte Comes Out Instead.

2006-11-20 22:13:34 · 20 answers · asked by Romeo 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

I HAVE A VOICE ACTIVATED KEYBORED

2006-11-20 22:25:45 · update #1

20 answers

I THINK YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL..PROBABLY THE NURSERY

2006-11-20 22:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by michael b 5 · 3 0

Ha ha! sharted, one of my favourite words. You didn't need to make such an elaborate story though. Sharting is funny in most situations.

Like my friend who is a police officer. He went to the toilet in the middle of a meeting. He was stood at the urinals and thought he could slip out a little fart, but oh no! He sharted all over himself! He was in the toilet for about half an hour, and all his colleges were coming in and asking if he was ok etc, He had to go home to get changed, then explain to his Sargent why he walked out of the meeting!!

2006-11-20 23:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by As You Like It 4 · 0 0

The shyte it's also coming out of your mouth as well. My, my you do have problems.

Call for your Mummy to unlock the handcuffs so you can go and wash your mouth out.

Edit: Have you had it yet...was it a girl or boy?

2006-11-20 22:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by lyrapullman 1 · 1 0

I think you should ignore all the comments below people can be so nasty

I think you need to call the nurse and get yourself cleaned up

and try not to squeeze so hard next time

Good luck X

2006-11-20 22:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0 0

I think you should grow up saddo and go play somewhere else xxxx

2006-11-20 22:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nasty. Funny how you managed to type this but not make it to the loo

2006-11-20 22:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by Label Lady 3 · 0 0

Call the nurse, she'll give you a sponge bath.

2006-11-20 22:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's gross. Sounds like you have an incontinence problem.

2006-11-20 22:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by c.grinnell 3 · 0 0

Does your wallpaper match the new decor?

2006-11-20 23:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Once you've passed puberty, you might realize that people think this kind of stuff is incredibly stupid.

2006-11-20 22:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Dude, that's just gross!! Try not to force it out next time!!

2006-11-20 22:15:31 · answer #11 · answered by SareBare 2 · 0 0

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