I wanna hear a really funny joke! thanx :)
2006-11-20 21:58:13 · 9 answers · asked by vegas_b0y 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILLARY IN 2008...YEAH BABY...i about xxxx myself when i heard it.
2006-11-20 22:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
2006-11-21 06:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I AM NOT HAPPY BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WANT U TO BE UNHAPPY. SO HERE I AM TO CHEER U UP WITH THIS JOKE. HOPEFULLY, SOMEONE WILL CHEER ME UP, AND U KNOW WHO U ARE!
A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you're cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!
2006-11-22 04:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by H D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Indian child asked his father where do they get the names from. Well said the father when a child is born we name the child after the first thing we see why do u ask two dogs fuc*ing.
2006-11-21 06:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Did you know that if the pilgrims had killed a cat instead of a turkey we'd all be eating p*ssy for Thanksgiving?
2006-11-21 06:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't blondes make jello?
They can't figure out how to get 2 cups of water into that small box. Tee Hee.
2006-11-21 06:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wife to Husband:"See Honey..Thats my first boyfriend at the bar.He is drinking since i left him 10 years back!'
Husband:"Nonsense,no one can celebrate that long"
2006-11-21 06:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by fatalfaisal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure lots of people can, but why should they? I'm funny HOW? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you?
2006-11-21 06:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you make a woman scream twice?
F***K her in the a*s and wipe it on the curtains.
2006-11-21 06:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋