She's one of these artsy fartsy chicks. She says my mullet looks crappy and she hangs around with a bunch of fags. How do I get close to her as the fags are always around
2006-11-20 21:08:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well I'm one of those fags (bundle of sticks)!! The girl sounds awesome by the way, and I just want to ask you (since your obviously an expert when it comes to woman...so not!) do you know the real reason why straight girls associate with gay men? They know that a real man is secure in his manhood to not get hung up on the whole "who she hangs out with" concept. That may however be to hard for your pea size intelect to wrap around so looks like there is just no hope for you. This girl is just way to much of a woman for you to handle so I would just leave her to the professionals, and step aside cause your a being a road block.
2006-11-20 21:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by foxy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are two kinds of chicks that hang around gay guys...
Fag Hags or Fruit Flies
Fag Hags are the ugly girls who cling to the gay guy because he's always nice to them and thinks they are the closest of friends, but unknowingly gets mocked and hated by him and his friends when she's gone.
Fruit Flies are the pretty girls who go shopping and put on lip gloss together before going out to the clue. The gay guys actually call the fruit flies and make an effort so see them all the time.
First and foremost, figure out which this girl is.
If she's a fruit fly, you have alot of competition because not only are you going to be judged by her, but her gay friends are going to be give her their twenty cents worth as well.
Good luck with all that. Gay guys are about the most difficult people to please, especially if you have a mullet and call her friends fags.
2006-11-21 05:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Joshua T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you will not get close to her by calling her friends names... first you have to get rid of those bad thoughts about her friends, get to know her friends, and look for something good and nice about them, accept them as a person like everyone else, you will find alot of good qualities with these friends of hers, and you might be accepted in to their group of friends, i would rather have my girlfriend hang with gays that straight guys, think about it...
2006-11-21 05:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by walterknowsall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fishhead,
just moveon to deeper waters mate, leave the riff raff.
2006-11-21 05:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sarang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become one of them.
2006-11-21 05:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Toto 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so i guess u gave up on learning how to masturbate?
2006-11-21 05:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by jayR12 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋