town working away from home. Whilst walking down the street i asked a bloke where's the best place to get a woman. He said on the end of your d**k, you pillock !!!!!!!
2006-11-20 21:05:31 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello Kizzy, now sod off before you start !!!!!
2006-11-20 21:07:45 · update #1
Go and talk to your new mate wilma!!
2006-11-20 21:08:50 · update #2
hahahahaha very good
2006-11-20 21:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man!
try this one.
The Fastest
Three guys were in bar discussing fastest thing on the planet.
First one says " the fastest thing must be electricity because as soon as you flick on the light switch the light comes on".
Second guy says " nope the fastest thing must be speech, because as soon as you say something then somebody hears you".
The third guy says " you are both wrong, the fastest thing on the planet must be diarrhea".
"Why do you think that ask the other two"?
"Well I had diarrhea last week and before I could turn the light on or tell someone I'd **** myself"!
2006-11-24 09:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange town!
2006-11-21 11:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mate, that is funny
2006-11-21 05:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'es right bout the pillock... :P
OY! who you talkin to?
2006-11-21 05:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-11-21 06:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, or in the kitchen
2006-11-21 05:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....you know he was right tho!
2006-11-21 05:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obvious don't you think
2006-11-24 20:06:42 · answer #9 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha....
2006-11-21 05:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋