I bored and no like this cold weather
2006-11-20 20:58:25 · 18 answers · asked by mysquello 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Make that a foursome. This is getting interesting.
2006-11-20 21:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear - you again. How was Sunday? You no like dis cold wevver ere you go to where sun shines all the time in winter - Antarctic Circle?
2006-11-21 11:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-11-21 11:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
1000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon
(A bit cheesey sorry)
2006-11-21 05:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by Raquel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spring is just around the corner, all beautiful and starting things anew.
2006-11-21 05:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheer up ! who cares about the weather it shouldn't stop u from doing things.why don't you pamper your self.
2006-11-21 05:16:43 · answer #6 · answered by honey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do some housework, wash yr bedding & put a clean one on then go back to bed, when u wake up everything will be clean & tidy & you are snuggled up in a lovely clean bed !!!!!!
2006-11-21 05:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by K W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come over to my place nice & warm with lots of interesting things to do
2006-11-21 05:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by KOOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself a computer, and go on yahoo answers.
2006-11-21 05:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by brillo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a man and i think if i was getting sex from another man it would be a pain in the ***.....
2006-11-21 05:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋