A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy."
Bartender asks, "You want them both now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"
The guy says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in my pocket here." He then pulls a little 3 inch man out of his pocket.
The bartender asks, "You mean to say, he can drink that much?" "Oh, sure. He can drink it all and then some." the man retorted.
So, the bartender pours the 2 shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.
"That's amazing!" says the bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?"
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Rodney, go fetch that quarter." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the quarter and runs back down and gives it to the man.
The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing!" he says. "What else can he do? Does he talk?"
The man looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eyes and says, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey, Rodney, tell him about that time we were in down in Africa, on safari, hunting and you called that native witch doctor a ********!
2006-11-20 20:27:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! excellent, v funny. not heard that one before :)
2006-11-20 20:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whatever he said to the witch doctor certainly bought him down to size !
2006-11-21 06:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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oh ok I get it he got shrunk
ok so I am a blonde
2006-11-21 04:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah i would love to have a little buddy so he can do deeds for me
2006-11-21 04:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by fall 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooh, it could've had such a good punchline
2006-11-21 06:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. Yeah I like this one!!!! :o)
2006-11-21 04:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hay
2006-11-21 05:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing - new to me!
2006-11-21 11:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not up to your usual standard!!!
2006-11-21 04:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get this one.
2006-11-21 04:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋