First god would have to tell people to write it. That would be funny. Theres John sitting there and hears a voice out of nowhere "Joooohhhnnn, i need you to write a book for me."
John responds- " WHO JUST SAID THAT?"
God- "It was me God"
John- "Holy crap you scared me, I though I had a tumor"
God- "Ok grab a pencil and paper..... In the beginning there was there was the heaven and the earth
John- "ok it began with the heaven and .....
God- "no no no- in the beginning, there was the heaven and the earth"
John- "oh ok, so how long is this book?" lol
Its just as funny as that mormon guy who wrote the book of mormon by listening to his talking hat
2006-11-20 18:42:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why would it be funny for the God who made the mouth and ear to talk to man?
2006-11-20 18:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe hardly a thing in the Jewish old testaments dogma and doctrines and myths, I believe what Jesus said.his teachings, and I try to go by them and follow the guidance of the spirit of God which is in my heart, I love God very much.and I have had dealings with the Mormons , there nuts.Gods voice spoke to me in prayer, and told me to go rub my fathers feet and he came out of his coma. God speaks to people
2006-11-20 18:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if thats how it was, it would be funny... just like the talking hat. However its not how it was written and it wasnt only one writer and well, you get the point.... there is no point
2006-11-20 18:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I have thought about it.
Not only are you not even slightly amusing, you have a pretty poor imagination as well.
Sorry.
2006-11-21 08:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by whapingmon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And just how do you think other history books are written?
2006-11-20 18:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by scruff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny stuff there :)
2006-11-20 18:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by Odindmar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋