First god would have to tell people to write it. That would be funny. Theres John sitting there and hears a voice out of nowhere "Joooohhhnnn, i need you to write a book for me."
John responds- " WHO JUST SAID THAT?"
God- "It was me God"
John- "Holy crap you scared me, I though I had a tumor"
God- "Ok grab a pencil and paper..... In the beginning there was there was the heaven and the earth
John- "ok it began with the heaven and .....
God- "no no no- in the beginning, there was the heaven and the earth"
John- "oh ok, so how long is this book?" lol
Its just as funny as that mormon guy who wrote the book of mormon by listening to his talking hat
2006-11-20 18:36:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The tongue of the wise uses knowledge rightly, but the mouth of fools pours forth foolishness. Proverbs 15:2
2006-11-20 18:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are 2 different parts to this. God moves people by His Holy Spirit. There is nothing funny about that. John was asked to write the book of Revelation. Others were asked to do the other books.
Putting Joseph Smith, the author of the Book of Mormon on the same low level is an insult to the Bible.
2006-11-24 08:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the God who created the mouth and ear talking?... it would be funny if he did NOT communicate with man
2006-11-21 02:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by whirlingmerc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya...thats great.
Can you imagine what a ridiculous effort it would have taken for it all to be a scam? over 5000 years of people keeping things on the hush-hush to make you into a believer.
The odds of all those prophets writing all those books because thousands of years later theres gonna be a guy to come and fulfill it all (and he will diea horrible death for it) just to convince a few people into believeing a lie and then we'll start a churchl be so my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great
grandson can go to pastor school and maybe be rich!!
The odds of that without any evidence of it being a farce is pretty bad, in case you wondered.
ya thats how it happened.....yeeesh
2006-11-21 02:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Except CHRIST as your savior and your eyes will be opened...
~GODBLESS YOU AND LEAD YOU INTO ALL TRUTH~
2006-11-21 02:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by wordman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Holy men were moved by the holy spirit"..... nothing funny about that.....
2006-11-21 02:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by happy pilgrim 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-11-21 02:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋