2006-11-20 18:06:50 · 23 answers · asked by hockey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please keep quiet!
2006-11-20 19:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here I sit in silent bliss
Listening to the sound of my p*ss
Now and then a splash is heard
That and an awful smell of a turd
Sorry it's rather rude...Funny though
2006-11-21 04:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by madcookie80 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that one enjoys it?
2006-11-21 03:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by exaluva 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wish I was a horse so I can do my #2 while walking. What a time saver
2006-11-21 03:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by zukielzuki 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to chit, and only farted.
Then one day
I took a chance.
Tried to fart.
and chit my pants.
It was funny 20 years ago---
2006-11-21 02:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by Kismitt 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
for a good time don't call anyone who would call someone whose name is written on a bathroom wall.
2006-11-21 02:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
"Richard Nixon is living proof the cowboys f--d the buffalo."
In a St. Cloud, Minnesota bar.
2006-11-21 02:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here I sit,
buns a'flexin'
Giving birth
to another TEXAN!
2006-11-21 02:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by rumplesnitz 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle
Be a sweetie, wipe the seaty
2006-11-21 02:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by faith♥missouri 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
only two at a time.
2006-11-21 06:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A long time ago.
Why is an old Boeing bettre than a new Trident.
Because two screws are better than three blow jobs.
2006-11-21 02:12:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋