A guy sits opposite a stunning blonde in a mini skirt and high heels in a railway carriage. He keeps staring at her legs and it becomes apparent very quickly that the young lady is without underwear.
Do you think my pus*y is pretty? she asks the guy. He turns beetroot red and replies "Ummm mmm, I beg your pardon"
She replies "My pus*y is very special and can perform tricks, here I'll blow you a kiss". With that she opens her legs and makes her pus*y blow the man a kiss. He is stunned.
"It can also wink at you" she says, and with that she gets her pus*y to wink at him. He is gob smacked.
She then says to him "Would you like to stick two fingers inside?". "F**k me" replies the man "You're not telling me it can whistle as well?"
2006-11-20 17:06:53 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man, I log On everday, and the first thing i do is read all ur jokes, lol.
ur jokes are the best ever, and 99% of them i've never heard of before.
Keep 'em comin', Dude.
Dee
2006-11-20 17:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive read that b4 on a joke site....... sorry i spend like all day after school reading jokes so ive heard like every one out there.
Whats the diffrence between a blonde and a mosiqito?
when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Yes im aware i cant spell. do i care? No.
P.S. Hi people.
2006-11-20 17:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super Pus*y!!!
2006-11-20 17:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good way to start a day.
Thanks for the smile.
2006-11-20 19:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a bloody ripper good joke..
2006-11-20 17:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's quite good, 2 and a half stars
2006-11-20 17:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A1 mate, keep 'em coming. lovl
2006-11-20 21:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
A bit old though
2006-11-20 18:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats wude you norty boy
lol
2006-11-20 19:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-20 21:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋