A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to return this to the woman.
It read:
For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful
homes in Aspen , Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas .
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even
for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.
Just send the bottle back!!!
2006-11-20 16:19:06 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is a joke ok not a question so i guess i will get bumped again...LOL
2006-11-20 16:19:49 · update #1
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-20 16:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hahahahah, thats fan-fcuking-tastic, loved it times a quadrillio, best joke today coodos
2006-11-20 18:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a THUMBS UP and hope you don't get bumped. You took a long time to type all that and I got a great chuckle out of it THANKS :)
2006-11-20 16:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by Lola 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, lots of people post jokes that aren't questions so i think you're ok. it was a cute joke.
2006-11-20 16:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good.
2006-11-20 16:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I love it!
2006-11-20 16:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it and i don't think you'll get bumped. :D
2006-11-20 16:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all have heard this before,don't try anymore
2006-11-20 18:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by alireza j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok
2006-11-20 17:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....this is a joke and a good one too......hilrious.....LOL
2006-11-20 18:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋