Have you any pearls of wisdom?

Question

"Man running in front of car get tired, man pushing car get exhausted."

"You ruin a balloon and a Porsche the same way, with a prick."

"When all else fails, stop using all else."

etc.

Answer 1

Never give yourself a haircut after 3 margaritas

Answer 2

This will not make sence to everyobody but to those who undertsand it, it will make perfect sence.
Your in a car on a foggy day, you decide to make a smiley face on the window. You look out the faces eyes to see whats outside, but they are still foggy. Sumone from outside comes and traces there finger along the smiley face and now its not foggy. The man says to himself "I am now free."
....From the person inside.His point of view the smiley face is a fake representation of his true emotions.The same person outside (future self) traces the face and its no longer foggy and neither are his emotions.
Only a man who has traveled the world and a man who dreams of traveling the world can undertsand it.

Answer 3

Make it idiot proof and someone will build a better idiot.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

There's two arguments to fightin' with a woman. Neither one works.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you think no one cares, trying missin' a coupla payments.

Answer 4

Don't eat yellow snow.

Man who spend all day staring at sun spend all night in A+E with burnt retina.

Be alert. This country needs more lerts.

Answer 5

"Cheap victories earn worthless prizes."
-Christopher Rukh

"Sometimes love can be staring you right in the face, and you wouldn't even know it."
-Judzia Dax (Deep Space 9)

"I'm not in denial, I'm just selective of the reality I choose to accept."
-Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"If you are weak, appear strong. If you are strong, appear weak."
-Sun Tsu

Answer 6

It's better to be silent and have the room think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and confirm it.