Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no
fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only one
word each year. However, he could save up the words
so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the
following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This
was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden
hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the
greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking
for two whole years so that he could look at her and
say "my darling". But at the end of the two years he
wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this
he waited three more years without speaking (bringing
the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that he
had to ask her to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER
four years without speaking.
2006-11-20 15:34:37 · 11 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew
no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most
secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal
garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her
lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said
huskily, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind
a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and
parting her ruby lips, said: "Pardon?"
smile, it's contagious ^_^
2006-11-20 15:35:16 · update #1
That was funny.. It is always good to hear good, clean jokes. I hope that you won't wait a year to tell another.
Oh, and 4 years later, the prince spoke again. He said,
I hate that witch.
2006-11-20 16:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Prince....lol
2006-11-20 23:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Golden hair...omg, she's a blonde! Poor guy, he can't explain things to her! It would take 20 years to explain it to her!
2006-11-20 23:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a few people I'd like to put this curse on!! LOL good joke.
2006-11-20 23:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by Heather M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another real funny one!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-23 03:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another nine years to go before he is allowed into her enchanted fortress
2006-11-21 02:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww poor prince. (good one :) )
2006-11-20 23:40:19 · answer #7 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. keep it up
2006-11-23 05:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT jokes. I loved it!
2006-11-21 00:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! deaf princess ruined it!!!! :D
2006-11-20 23:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋