blonde jokes?

Question

if you have any good blonde jokes (or really any jokes) please share

Answer 1

a blonde walked into a library and said to the librarian, "I'm here for my doctors appointment". "This is a library" the librarian replys." "Oh, sorry" the blonde says. then in barley a whisper, the blonde says "I'm here for my doctors appointment

Answer 2

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and
made funny noises.

My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days. " I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Answer 3

There are 9 brunettes and 13 blondes hanging from a pole sticking out of a sky scraper,
one of the brunettes says that someone is going to have to jump or else the pole is gonna break, she waits a few minutes and no volunteers . so she says that she will jump and the blondes clap

Answer 4

why did the blond write TGIF on the bottom of her shoe?

to remind her Toes Go In First


here is a blond guy one

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill
the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it
in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
"I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your
work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to
have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team.
but today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

Answer 5

There a blonde, and red head and a brunette. They are all fugitives and they are running away from the cops. They come to this barn and decide that would be a good place to hide, except the cops see them go inside. So they are forced to hide quickly. The brunette hides behind some sheep, the red-head hides behind some cows and the blonde hides behind a pile of potatoes. So the cops are investigating the barn and they come to the sheep, to blend in the burnette says, "Bah-bah" so the cops walk away. They come to the cows and the red-head decided that the brunette had a good idea so she does the same except she says "moo moo". So they walk away. They move on to the pile of potatoes and the blonde says "potatoe, potatoe"

Answer 6

Two blondes walk into a bar giggling and happy. The bartender serves them their drinks and asks, "Just out of curiousity, why are you two so happy." And one of them replies, "Because we finished a 50 piece puzzle in 5 days!" Then the bartender says, "So, that's easy." And the other blonde replies, "But the box said 4-6 years!!!"

Answer 7

here is a good one
there were 3 paasangers on a plane that was going to crash. luckily they each had one wish that they could have granted as they jumped off of the plane. the first passanger jumps off and wishes to be a hawk, so he turns into a hawk and flies away. The second passanger jumps off of the plane and wishes to be a vulture, so he turns into a vulture and flies away. The third passanger, a blonde, jumps off of the plane and says, "I wish i was a penguin"....

Answer 8

Why are blonde jokes so simple?

So men can understand them.





Whats the quickest way to a mans heart?

With a knife, thru his chest.

Answer 9

"River Walk"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to
a river and sees another blonde on the opposite
bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down
the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the
other side."

^_^

Answer 10

Brunette says to blonde "Do you smoke after sex?" Blonde thinks for a minute says "I don't know I never looked!" Red head on one side of river hollers at blonde on opposite shore, "Hey is there a short cut to the other side of the river?", Blonde hollers back, "Duh, you're on the other side, dummy!"