A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them S*#t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird S*#t."
"It was my first day with the hook."
2006-11-20 14:01:32 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's my favourite now.
2006-11-20 19:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
until now, while crusing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his team have been in possibility of being boarded by utilising a pirate deliver. simply by fact the team became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "deliver me my pink shirt!" the 1st Mate promptly retrieved the captain's pink shirt, which the captain positioned on and led the team to conflict the pirate boarding social gathering. although some casualties got here approximately between the team, the pirates have been repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there have been 2 pirate vessels sending boarding events. The team cowered in worry, however the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "deliver me my pink shirt!" as quickly as lower back the conflict exchange into on. besides the undeniable fact that, the Captain and his team repelled the two boarding events, nevertheless this time greater casualties got here approximately. Weary from the battles, the boys sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences while an ensign appeared to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call on your pink shirt earlier the conflict?" The Captain, giving the ensign a glance that basically a captain grants, exhorted, "If i'm wounded in conflict, the pink shirt would not instruct the wound and for this reason, you men will proceed to combat unafraid." the boys sat in silence marveling on the braveness of this variety of guy. As daybreak got here the subsequent morning, the lookout screamed that there have been pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding events on their way. the boys became silent and appeared to the Captain, their chief, for his known command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "deliver me my brown pants!"
2016-10-22 11:14:31 · answer #2 · answered by agudelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats pretty good. Where is a pirates favorite place to eat? aaaarrrrrrby's
2006-11-20 14:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, there must be some joke books that you could "Pirate" that were written this Millenia?
2006-11-20 14:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny,the hook hahahahahhahah,got him a ripper..
2006-11-20 17:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Hahahahahaha!
2006-11-20 14:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent funny man keep em coming
2006-11-20 16:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor pirate
2006-11-20 14:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he went on Wheel of Fortune.
"I'd like to buy an "I"
2006-11-20 14:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by mrputput 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shouldn't even laugh at that and yet I find it SSSSSOOOOOO amusing!!!!
2006-11-20 14:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋