A Jewish father asks his son what he wants for his 15th birthday....'A trip in a plane'...says the son. So the father phones the airports & gets quotes of £150-£300 an hour. 'No way am I paying that' he says. One day the 2 of them are out walking & they come across a crop sprayer just about to board his open topped plane. The father tells him about his son's birthday & asks him a price...'.£100 for an hour' he replies. The father says there's no way he's willing to pay more than £10 and that's final. So the crop sprayer sensing he can have a bit of fun at the father's expense says...'Tell you what, I'll take you 2 up for an hour but if I hear a sound from you, you pay me £100, If you keep silent you can have the trip for free. So up they go, the pilot's doing back flips, twists, loops, plumetting towards the ground, & flying upside down. Afterwards the pilot said he didn't know how they kept silent. 'Wasn't easy said the father.......' I had to bite my tongue when the son fell out'!
2006-11-20 12:42:25 · 5 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-20 12:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic joke, still makes me chuckle. nice 1
2006-11-20 12:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-11-20 12:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have the sence of humour of a toothbrush
2006-11-20 12:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^.
2006-11-20 12:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋