After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
2006-11-20 12:38:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best birth control is to put the pill between your legs and if it drops your f**ked.beat that one
2006-11-20 13:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
specific you nonetheless have various thoughts, on a similar time as not something is a hundred% effectual, it relatively is greater valuable than only winging it. Your husband is right in one ingredient, you all have been married under a 300 and sixty 5 days and what he's making an attempt to tell you is that, his or your thoughts could exchange and he would not elect to have an enduring restoration only yet. you ought to use the rhythm technique for starters, it relatively is ordinary to apply. a million. purchase a basal physique thermometer 2. it could have the grid and directions with it, (only make copies of the grid) 3. while your temp starts off to upward push have not got intercourse, your beginning the ovulation section. 4. make certain you're taking YOUR TEMP earlier YOU GET off the mattress!!!! i'm allergic to latex condoms. They make a sheep epidermis with or without spermicides. Get the single without spermicides due on your allergies. those are the sole condoms i will use. you additionally can get an ovulation equipment to attempt to help tell while your in fertile section. i'm hoping this facilitates.
2016-10-22 11:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cudley Dudley,
Go Crimson Tide.
TDCWH
2006-11-20 12:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by TDCWH 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one:) I'm from Alabama and I still think it's funny!!
2006-11-20 12:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by bamabunch5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see he got his vasectomy. BOOM. that was funny. the only people i know that count with their fingers is children. the joke was still funny.
2006-11-20 12:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle.
2006-11-20 12:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by lizzy tee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
I'm sitting cross legged now.
2006-11-20 12:43:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are they a bit dim in alabama then ? LOL thats what we would call an irish joke!
2006-11-20 12:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by stuio 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I like it!! and it works for so many cultures and countries
2006-11-20 12:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by shevlad2004 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's good for this time of the night/morning (if you're in UK!!)
2006-11-20 12:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋