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2006-11-20 12:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by Lahaina Baptst Church 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

also one-time after i farted, my roommate asked me if I was microwaving popcorn. What he was smelling was actually my fart.

2006-11-20 12:31:46 · update #1

one of our deacons Andy DeMello physically abused child. We're trying to cover this up and save face rather than punish him. We don't want to let everyone know we are practicing and justice and covering up an evil deed. Are we violating the following Scriptures?

1 Timothy 3:8
Deacons, likewise, are to be men worthy of respect, sincere, not indulging in much wine, and not pursuing dishonest gain.

1 Timothy 3:10
They must first be tested; and then if there is nothing against them, let them serve as deacons.

1 Timothy 5:20
Those who sin are to be rebuked publicly, so that the others may take warning.

2006-11-20 12:39:16 · update #2

11 answers

...euthansia.

2006-11-20 12:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 0 0

Motrin 800mg x 5

2006-11-20 20:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by Fried Plantain 2 · 0 0

ok Right Said Fred. R u to sexy for your kitty cat too?First Suggestion: Break a leg!! Maybe this will teach you real pain!! Second: Try something to discourage your looks...like i dont know.... an acid bath or something!!lol

2006-11-20 20:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by younggame01 1 · 1 0

You should sing a cheesy song, become a one hit wonder, make a million, then later appear on "where are they now programs" and cheesy game shows.

2006-11-20 20:32:35 · answer #4 · answered by krissy 5 · 0 0

Take a serious reality check. I bet the next thing that you're going to say is that you crap diamonds.

2006-11-20 20:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Radio Diva 4 · 0 0

Put mirrors all over your house so you can always feel the pain of your beauty.

2006-11-20 20:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by jack w 6 · 0 0

get over yourself would be a great start, to have self confidence is great but to actually say what you did just goes overboard.

2006-11-20 20:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by nell 2 · 0 0

You really should change your name.

2006-11-20 20:31:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥tessa♥ 5 · 0 0

congratulations. its good to know that you are sexy. enjoy. ;)

2006-11-20 20:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by Grasshopper 5 · 0 0

you should compete for miss/mr univers

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2006-11-20 20:31:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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