LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When *ntercourse is called "making love."'
LUST - When *ntercourse is called "scr*wing."
MARRIAGE - When *ntercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When ... uh ... what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to ***** about work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST -When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
2006-11-20 12:15:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! so true!! did you come up with it yourself?
2006-11-20 12:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) The "love" you describe is merely "romance" Easy when you are dating, minimal responsibilities, no children, both have time, both trying to seduce the other. You can keep that in marriage. It's just most people don't realize they merely wanted romance, not the reality of a family and marriage. The marriage only becomes more difficult when people are expecting the "romance" to keep itself up. The lust is for those who want neither commitment nor need romance. They just want to sleep with it on their terms and schedule. When they bore of it or if it starts feeling too much like a "relationship" or hassle they'll be out of there.
2016-05-22 02:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very true.
2006-11-20 12:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by George K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one! How True too!
2006-11-20 12:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could add more, because that would mean i knew some too
2006-11-20 12:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True.
2006-11-20 12:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent definetion
2006-11-20 12:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny, i havn't seen that one before.
2006-11-20 12:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by LazyDaisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of boring.
2006-11-20 12:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-20 12:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋