A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
2006-11-20 12:12:07 · 17 answers · asked by good guy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, haven't heard that one, 8.5/10
2006-11-20 12:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by LazyDaisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..i better start eating the mushrooms,would'nt like a broken neck......
2006-11-20 20:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kermanzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and her fourth husband is filthy rich and allergic to mushrooms.
2006-11-20 20:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ! u force them to eat the mushroom
nice
2006-11-20 22:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-20 20:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by lizzy tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fourth one will choke up
2006-11-20 20:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH I get it!!!!
(no I'm not a blond)
2006-11-20 20:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THATS HORRIBLE
2006-11-20 20:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone should break your neck for telling that
2006-11-20 20:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
how tragic
2006-11-20 20:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by bex d. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋