A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful sexy blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's BLOODY school teacher."
2006-11-20 11:00:37 · 18 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LIKE IT! IT'S FUNNY! PLEASE PICK ME AS BEST ANSWER I REALLY NEED THE POINTS!
2006-11-20 11:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by uppittyup15heather 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooops
2006-11-20 19:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good, but confusing when "I think you're the father of one of my kids". Still made me laugh.
2006-11-20 19:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny......i almost had an accident laughing....lol
2006-11-20 19:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the laugh
2006-11-20 19:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by tamumd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Don't you so hate it when that happens!
2006-11-20 19:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny lol
2006-11-20 19:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by two_personalities_2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-11-20 19:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by bangles121 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, thats great
2006-11-20 19:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-11-20 19:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by ~lovelovelove~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, that was good!
2006-11-20 19:06:45 · answer #11 · answered by KRH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋