wipe your butt after you take a dump.
i usually ball-up a few squares of toilet paper and wipe from front to back.
any other methods? anyone out there use one square at a time?
2006-11-20 10:59:47 · 12 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Other - Skin & Body
Argh!!! you just had to go there didn't you?!!!!!
well to answer your question:
.. i
1. roll the toilet paper around my hand about 4 times (about 8-10 sheets, what a waste huh)
2. with one stroke from front to back wipe once (not folding after one wipe..who ever does this is gross) what if you don't fold it over the "goods" completely? ewww..you'll end up smearing your @ss with your own "goods"
3. repeat No. 1-2 for about 3-5 times until i feel that i'm good to go (again, what a waste of toilet paper)
4. flush
5. still seated, take out the "wet ones" and wipe from front to back, sometimes just gentle blotting will do
6. flush
7. Hop in the shower, that's if no one is home (don't want to make it obvious that i just did the deed) but if someones home then i just repeat No.5 again and walk outside with a strange look on my face, like i just did something wrong......
2006-11-20 11:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by donut 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
roll out for 4 medium sheets all together roll them in squares you can roll up to 10 squares and wipe from behind to front to back and to front one by one you have ten wipes, then you do it all again this time with water or wet one is best you have ten wipes ;)
2006-11-20 19:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by nancy o 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh...hmm.....theres so many different ways...Let me see. You may wanna try wiping side from side? or...maybe try just about 2 squares. Oh and dont buy kroger brand paper. Its not so soft on the glutious if ya know what I mean.
2006-11-20 19:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by ahmfromspace 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my grandma use to take bunch of toilet paper fold into thick square, wipe, fold the paper again, wipe. fold wipe
2006-11-20 19:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why the hell would u want a method to wipe ur ***?!
2006-11-20 20:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This site is going down the toilet.
What ever works for you go for it.
2006-11-20 19:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Floyd B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't.
I let it raw up in there, then left my BF toss the salad. I was told it gives it that distinguished taste in his mouth....
OOOOOOOHHHHH, it gets me going just thinking about it.............
2006-11-20 23:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by iwantedmattsbabybutnowsanchez 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you loser, there is 10000000000000 different questions to ask and you had to pick the absolute grossest one you could think of.
2006-11-20 20:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by dancenqueen195 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to much time on your hands!!! and That's kinda nasty to ask!
2006-11-20 19:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am also a "buncher." Do it the same way as you.
2006-11-20 19:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by Juanitaville 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋