May the funniest and most original one win!
2006-11-20 10:29:18 · 7 answers · asked by Wise1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My all time favorite dead baby joke is:
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Can't f.u,c;k a rock.
I will have to keep checking up on this one.
2006-11-20 10:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by kittiesandsparklelythings 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's more funny than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truck load of dead babies?
You can't unload bricks with a pitchfork.....
2006-11-20 18:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
2006-11-20 18:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by Barbara 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell when a baby is dead?
The dog plays with it more.
2006-11-20 18:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by kimmyisahotbabe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of oranges?
A: You can use a pitchfork on a truck full of babies.
2006-11-20 18:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by geektacular 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why can't dead babies play in the sandbox?
The cats will bury them.
2006-11-20 18:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
one day a baby fell....
2006-11-20 18:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋