there was this blond who wanted to make some money so she went to a playground and took this 7 year-old boy she stuck a piece of paper on the boy's shirt it said:
if you want your son back bring me $100,000 tomorrow at this park, i will be at the slide and i am a blond
and she sent the boy to his mother
the next day the boy came to the park with a paper bag with $100,000 and a note that said:
how could do this to a fellow blond?
2006-11-20 10:08:12 · 17 answers · asked by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe, that is funny,, well maybe i find it funny because im blonde,
2006-11-20 10:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by dlin333 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky video clips so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde females drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that suggested "Disneyland Left" so they went left and went back residing house. they found 2 blonde females frozen to dying of their automobile on the rigidity-in movie theatre. They went to ascertain "Closed For The winter". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet well being care expert (utilising a stethoscope): "huge breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys chum became extremely injured and mandatory to pass to the scientific institution for scientific interest.So she ultimately have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she only cal "911"? The blonde lady suggested"nicely i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are strolling in the woods while one spots tracks and says, "hi look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for greater or less an hour. next morning, information headlines study:2 blondes, killed by utilising practice.
2016-12-28 07:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
the cop asks the blond for her drivers license
the blond bats her eyes at the cop and says - "i'm sorry officer, I don' t know what that is"
the officer says - "It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it"
so the blond says "OOOO yeah I have one of those" and she pulls out her compact, opens it, stares in it for a minute and hands it to the cop.
2006-11-20 10:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really like this joke I thought it was great. I have heard it before but I loved it when I first heard it. I think people thought too much into it I suppose I dont know. But I loved it and I still do!
2006-11-20 10:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um ya thats a dumb blonde joke the first one was stupid to do that thing with the boy trying to make money and then send him home again when it said he was kidnapped and the second one actually paid the money back
2006-11-20 10:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by nuttybuddy0859 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the blonde say when she woke up in the morning?
"Are all of you guys on the same team?"
2006-11-20 10:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-11-20 10:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the dumbest,pathetic,abnormal,idiotic,the worst 30 seconds of my life.
2006-11-20 10:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is really funny and i am a blonde but i would never do that!!!
2006-11-20 10:10:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm....I think Alsmom is right.
2006-11-20 10:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋