Do you have a better limerick?...?

Question

The once was a woman from Devises
Who had knockers of 2 different sizes
One of them was small...and no good at all...
While the other one was huge and won prizes!

Answer 1

haha!!!


i have a friend with odd ones i'll tell her that!!!!

Answer 2

There once was a young man named Dave
Who found an old wh0re in a cave
He said 'She's disgusting
But she only needs dusting
And think of the money I'll save'

There one was an old guy named Bill
Who swallowed an atomic pill
They found his sex organ
On a farm in Glamorgan
And his balls on a hill in Brazil

There was a young girl from Westhoughton
Who had a long tit and a short 'un
On top of all that
She had a big ****
And a fart like a 500 Norton

I once knew a young man called Paul
Who used to do tricks in the hall
His favourite trick
Was to spin on his d!ck
And glide round the hall on one ball

There one was an old man named Ackers
Who went to a party for packers
When the party was full
There was nothing to pull
So they used Acker's knackers as crackers

Answer 3

There once was a man from Corsham,
Who took out his b o l l o c k s to wash them,
His wife said "Jack, if you don't put them back
I'll stand on the b a s t a r d s and squash them.

Answer 4

There once was an old man from cosham
who took out his bollo*ks to wash 'em
His wife, with despair
said don't wash them there
or I'll stamp on the bugg*er and squash 'em

Answer 5

There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his *** like a Dahlia
The sight was alright
The color was bright
But the smell was a terrible failure

Answer 6

It's geeky, but funny if you get it...

A mathematician called Klein
Thought the Mobius band was Divine
He said, "If you glue
The edges of two,
You get a strange bottle like mine!"

Answer 7

there was an old man of bocket
he went for a ride in a rocket
the rocket went bang
and his balls went clang
and he found his knob in his pocket.

There was an old woman of leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
she grew some tomatoes
right under her garters
and you couldn't see her fanny for leaves.

Answer 8

There once was a man named Kong
Who liked to lick his d*ng
And with a scoff
His d*ng fell off
And now b*lls are singin a song

Answer 9

Sorry this is gross...


There once was a lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
and opened her crack
and squirted all over the ceiling.

Sorry once again to readers of a nervous disposition.

Answer 10

A woman with features cherubic
was famed for her area pubic,
when asked of its size,
she replied, in surprize,
Are you speaking of square feet or cubic??

Answer 11

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in a pond
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in the water
And said "You can't swim here its private"