someone needs to tell him that he's an egg. what the hell is he doing on the wall.
2006-11-20 09:41:57 · 12 answers · asked by harmony 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The story goes, that humpty sat on the wall everyday waiting for the egg princess to ride by. She would ride on her egg white horse and wave to humpty everday. The day he fell was because he was surprised to see that on this particular day she wasn't riding alone. Lord Omelet was with her and she didn't even turn to wave. He fell back and spppppllllaaaaatttttttt !
lol
2006-11-20 10:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty isn't an egg. In the original tale he say's he doesn't like to be called an "egg", so I think he was actually human.
The story probably originated from some fat guy just chillin' on a brick fence back in like 1700, eating a sandwich for lunch, and then he drops the sandwich and leans over to pick it off the ground (5 second rule)... and so because Mr. Dumpty is round... he rolled off and fell. The neighborhood kids probably started laughing at him and they spread the word all throughout town. And somewhere down the line, Humpty Dumpty turned into an egg with arms and legs.
That's what I think happened.
2006-11-20 10:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by Gypsy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely you notice, humpty dumpty did no longer certainly take a seat on a wall, the full tale is definitely a metaphor. right it extremely is the real tale, humpty dumpty substitute into acquaintances with mr. Peanut, the two had countless money and capability. They have been the two very respected and thought-approximately 'exceptionally' by utilising others. sooner or later humpty dumpty observed a attractive woman and immediately fell in love together with her, he substitute into prepared to circulate to any length to be together with her. while he advised her how he felt approximately her she rejected him. This of direction pushed him to the 'side' of insanity. His acquaintances tried to help yet there substitute into no longer something they might do. while the female heard how distraught humpty had substitute into she went to fulfill with him. Humpty who were attempting to ignore approximately her substitute into without notice scuffling together with his thoughts as quickly as lower back. the attractive woman, out of pity and stress, agreed to marry him. 600 and 66 days later, she could no longer stand being married to somebody she did no longer love and so divorced him. for this reason humpty dumpty's heart substitute into torn aside on no account to be positioned back at the same time. it extremely is likewise how the type 666 grew to become so infamous. Humpty dumpty's acquaintances mourned the lack of humpty, they swore revenge upon the female who broke his heart and each twelve months they arrive out to seek for her. Halloween is definitely the only time they are able to emerge between people because of the fact they only look like young ones in costumes. the female even if is able to dress up alongside people and so proceed to be inconspicuous.
2016-11-25 21:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good question, but maybe he, may be want 2 make scramble eggs for All the KIings horseman, and all the Kings horsemen couldn't put him back together again. But they never tells us that he was Eaten, why waste a good Egg. lol
2006-11-20 09:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by silkieladyinthecity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The wall he's sitting on is part of this douche bag I was deployed with's house. He is sitting there because for some strange reason he didnt break when I chucked him up there.
2006-11-20 09:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by kittiesandsparklelythings 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the Hell do you come up with a stupid question like this for? Nursery School was a long time ago Bud.
2006-11-20 17:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obvious.
2006-11-20 12:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by lizzy tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....I dunno,
All the kings horses and all the kings men probably could have put his a** together again, but they had already made breakfast....
scrambled eggs! ;)
2006-11-20 10:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was just tired?
2006-11-20 10:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it matter?
2006-11-20 09:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sportsguy534 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋