a little paper bag went to the Doctors as he was feeling ill.
The doc said" i'm sorry to tell you but you are HIV positive"
"I can't be I'm just a little paper bag"
"Have you had unprotected sex"
"No i'm just a little paper bag"
Are you homosexual"
"No i'm only a little paper bag"
"Do you sleep around"
" No i'm a little paper bag i told ya"
"Well" said the Doctor.
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your mother must have been a carrier.
2006-11-20 09:34:21 · 7 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think its very funny, me thinks it will be working its way round the office tomorrow
2006-11-20 10:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
2006-11-20 09:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My postcard says "sorry, it's not original - you've told a better joke before"
2006-11-20 09:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's so funny,random,but funny
2006-11-20 09:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
/groan
lol make me smile that did
thumbs up
2006-11-20 09:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me giggle :)
2006-11-20 09:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by feefee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why I am I sniggering at this ....: ))
2006-11-20 10:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋