A trucker in Essex stops for a red light, where a blonde jumps out of her car and knocks on his door.
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load", she warns him breathlessly.
The trucker ignores her and continues down the street.
When he stops at the next red light, the girl again catches up, jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly: "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.
At the third red light, all out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the window again.
"Hi, my name is Heather", she repeats, "and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says:
"Hi, my name is Jack and I'm driving a fu***ng gritter!"
2006-11-20 09:21:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very funny
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
she wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
2006-11-20 09:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all for those who don't know a gritter is like a salt truck. Second, have you guys ever been on yahoo before? It's not a question it's a joke! It's in the joke section!
lol Great joke!
2006-11-20 09:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody Brill. For those who ask, a gritter is a vehicle that dispenses (grit) sand etc. onto ice covered roads p.s. what do you call them in the States.
2006-11-20 09:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic joke, hugely funny:)
Can't believe people don't know what a gritter is, how do they think the grit gets on the road when it snows then?
2006-11-20 10:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke - & shame on all those people who don't know what a "gritter" is - obviously never had heavy snow fall.
2006-11-20 09:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gritter is a sand or salt truck
2006-11-20 09:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use terminology that all Yahoo! users understand. No one in America has heard of a gritter. Your joke bombed.
2006-11-20 09:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
What the hell is a gritter?
2006-11-20 09:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2006-11-20 09:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny but i dont know what a gritter is! can anybody tell me?
2006-11-20 09:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋