As they stood @ the pearly gates of heaven, St. Peter came up 2 them & said you will be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds & will have your transport chosen accordingly. St. Peter looked at Dave & said You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife 4 times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge. Next, St. Peter looked at John & said You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife 2 times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You didn't have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel thru heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later John & Dave pulled up their cars next to Sam's Ferrari & there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands crying. What's wrong Sam they asked you got the Ferrari! you are set forever!
2006-11-20 08:44:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Why are you so down"? Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board!"
2006-11-20 08:45:55 · update #1
I was so not expecting that one. Great one girl, thanks for giving me the laugh I needed! You have a blessed day and keep them coming!!
Thanks again!
2006-11-20 08:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are at fault and responsible for the damage to all cars. You hit someone in the rear initially - that is your fault even if it was a fault on your car. Because of this the middle car was pushed into the other car. This would not have happened if you had not caused the accident in the first place. Basically, the other drivers insurance companies will claim from you. --
2016-05-22 01:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no question to answer. If everybody involved including Sam's wife is dead Sam's lack of infidelity or his wife's over use of it really don't make no never mind. The days of extra curricula activities are over for every one involved. So Sam can play with his Ferrari for ever, he wont be playing with any thing else.
2006-11-20 09:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao!! good one. but the moral of the story or should i say joke is the good uns always end up with nasty partners. your either the doormat or your the one that walks over the other. life is unfair sniff sniff
2006-11-20 08:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by DesertRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-20 08:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by SuperAmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Great punchline! Really picked up my day.
2006-11-20 08:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by Beck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, that woman must've been one hell of a whore. That poor guy.
2006-11-20 08:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O no! His wife must have been REALLY naughty...& cheated a lot...
2006-11-20 08:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that is too funny, i might at least get a bike, lol, jk.
2006-11-20 08:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by ~~kelly~~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-20 08:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋